the(fantastically)geekystuff

My ancestors lived here, same as yours. So why are you fighting us?

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calveropoetry:

"Dear Author,

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I’m gonna get this tattooed on my fucking forehead.

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

gallifreyan-gallimaufry:

leda74:

therothwoman:

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

According to Google Maps, that point is in the middle of a small lake.

So we’ll do it in January when it’s frozen.

actually that’s why they’ve helpfully dropped a big-ass cement block with a bridge surrounding it in the middle of the lake: for the express purpose of doing what OP aspires to do

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Buster Keaton watches one of his most infamous and memorable gags during his appearance on This is Your Life in 1957.

"How do you feel today seeing it, Buster? Would you do it again?" 

[shakes head] “No.”

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superhumandisasters:

Chris 3 is gonna fit in perfectly.

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runs-on-ramen:

My favorite Gordon Ramsay moment is when his food was too slow so he took a jog and then fell asleep

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bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

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So we were sitting in class today

arialenelove:

margaretthemagicdragon:

and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,

"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"

And the whole class just went

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and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”

I will keep reblogging this in the name of historical science

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jedidarrick:

I see that Egoraptor’s disease is spreading!

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If Margaery Tyrell thinks to cheat me of my hour in the sun, she had bloody well think again.

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design-is-fine:

Richard Waller, Tabula Colorum, simple and mixed colors in Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society of London, 1686-87. Source

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